Saturday, January 17, 2009

How To Clean the Toilet

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How To Wash A Toilet

* Put both lids of the toilet up. Then add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.
* Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
* In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close the lid. You may need to stand on the lid.
* The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
* Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a power-wash and rinse.
* Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.
* Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid.
* The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.
* Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.


The Dog


Karen Sempsrott said...

That's hilarious! However, I will say this, the cat will never return to that home. But the new owners will be very pleased with the soft shiny coat of their new little kitty.

Erica said...

That is hilarious! Maybe that's what my hubby did to make our cat not like him....she(the cat) now lives with my parents!